Sunday, January 5, 2014

Fifty Fabulous Things...


December 30, 2013.

Was an equally extraordinary and ordinary day…

I turned 50!

After months of build up (begin here, if you’ve missed the excitement) that included a weekly birthday announcement from my mother, my half century celebration officially began.

And the answer to that million dollar question, “So, how’s it feel to be 50? (or any age for that matter…):  It feels equally mundane, just another day in the life, and fabulously joyful!
 
The weekly cards, the surprise birthday party, and then this package that arrived with instructions to wait until my birthday to open…


 
…gifts that have inspired today’s post.
 
Here are my 50 fabulous things about being 50:
 

1.       50 means I’ve officially put my feet on the floor for half a century.

2.       I finally know what I want to be when I grow up

3.       AARP is going to put money in my pocket

4.       My children are learning to live independently

5.       I found my H spot (Get your mind out of the gutter. H. Short for Happy)

6.       #3 and 4 mean I can enjoy doing more of those things that feed my happy

7.       50 inspires laughter

8.       My mother is still here

9.       My mother is living independently

10.        My mother still has a sense of humor

11.        My mother bought me fifty things for my fiftieth

12.        Some things, like school buses, Maxine, and my hair color  will always stay the same

13.        Maxine makes me look good

14.        I’m wise enough to understand there’s no place like home

15.        50 inspires jokes

16.        Laughter really is the best medicine

17.        Laughter and an apple a day (along with a good masseuse and chiropractor) help keep the doctor away

18.        50 means there’s plenty of fodder for my fiction

19.        50 is serious business

20.        My father is still here

21.        My father is living independently

22.        My father’s sidesplitting laugh still makes my stomach ache

23.        I’ve amassed a beautiful arsenal of boots

24.        I’ve amassed a beautiful arsenal of bags

25.        50 is sentimental

26.        50 is understanding the wealth that comes from friendships and family

27.        My nest is nearly empty…

28.        #27 means those shoes can finally take me places I want to go

29.        My children are almost done pulling away

30.        Diapers are a thing of the past

31.        Diapers are too far in the future to fret over

32.        50 is sappy

33.        50 comes with memories in all shapes

34.        50 comes with memories in all sizes

35.        50 comes with memories in all colors

36.        50 comes with a bona fide excuse for repeating myself

37.        50 still smells good

38.        My children are starting to repeat things I told them

39.        My children are that much closer to thanking me

40.        #3 & 4 mean I have more money to buy my favorite perfumes

41.        There’s a remedy for everything

42.        50 is silly

43.        Spare parts are justified

44.        50 means finding three pair of glasses on my head

45.        50 has a sense a humor

46.        I remember sweating to Night Fever, not because of it

47.        I can retire in fifteen years

48.        50 is fabulous

49.        I have something in common with people like Brad Pitt and Helen Hunt

50.        I still remember when and once upon a time…unless I forget, in which case I still have the words to rewrite my story…
 

And here are those 50 sentimental, serious, and silly gifts that help make turning 50 such a splendid event!

 
I hope you enjoy them as much as I did! (Be sure to check out each one so you don't miss a single laugh!)
 
 
 
 
 






Is it a food puree filter? Or a kidney stone sieve?
No, LOOK, it’s a sink drain screen!

































  I laughed so hard at this one I almost wet myself…










 
As if all this weren’t enough to make me feel special, after eight long days on the road, the last in the Soon-to-be-50 series of cards my mother’s been sending finally arrived.

On my birthday!


Thanks for the many happy memories, Mom!
 
Happy New Year, Journeyers!
 
Wishing you a Moment, or two or six, to feed your happy in the coming week!
 

 
 



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